Jiminy cricket, he flew the coop!
I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you’re sort of stepping backwards. I’m a believer in going forwards.
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.
Yours sincerely,Minerva McGonagall
Happy birthday, baby! I know I’m technically two hours late by my time, but I hope I still catch you in time for this to reach you before the end of your birthday. Sorry for the delay. I’m still not entirely happy with the end result, but I tried to include as many things as you love as possible and what really matters is that you like it. If not, it’s always the thought that counts? Anyways, the whole point to this is that I love you and appreciate you lots- you’ve been a great friend for what seems like forever- and that this is just one birthday gifset hopefully in a number of many in our future. Hope your day was [frosted flakes tiger voice] grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
We need to unite these people out there. She’s the face of this rebellion. They’ll follow her.